Everything is better with Bacon…

Posted: February 15, 2011 in Uncategorized

It is a commonly accepted theory that you can take just about any food and add Bacon to it… to improve said food.

Filet, scallops, tater tots*Thanks George*, salad, cheeseburgers… the list goes on.

HOWEVER, most people have failed to realize that while the host food has risen to epic levels… the Bacon has been somewhat diminished.

Yes, you have betrayed Bacon.

Bacon, the Greatest of all foods… brought down to the level of mortal foods.

This thought saddens me to no end.

I dont like to have Bacon and eggs, for fear of tarnishing the Bacon and possibly offending the Bacon deities.

Bacon is a meal, not a side dish.

Want Bacon and eggs? Cook up a couple of pounds of Bacon, eat that.

Then if still hungry, and out of Bacon, cook up the eggs and other side dishes.

Please people, Respect the Bacon.





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